You have Olive, Trix and Boston
Trix is in the city with a fucked up attitude
Olive and Boston
in the Fucked up East
Bay
(East Bay SUCKS ASS!!!)
Olive and Boston
call and have Ms. Bitchy McBitch (Trix) come out to the East
Bay
for Pizza and Beer
Olive a.k.a I think it’s over here
Boston
a.k.a it’s cool
Trix a.k.a Ms. Bitchy McBitch
Some random Pizza place
So, we cool cats order a Pitcher of beer and a large pizza
The pizza came out and it was the size of the whole East Bay
We have another pitcher of beer and then we are on our way to a bar
And we have another pitcher of beer.
By this time Olive and Boston
are convinced that I am drunk. Just so we all know I was not drunk but a little tipsy.
Besides you should be drunk if you have to hang out in the East
Bay
.
Olive and I make are way home to BMW and guess what is waiting for us in the Freezer? It is our Quart of Mint Cookie from our last drunken outing. AHHHHH but this time Olive and I eat the hole god damn thing (Olive had a lot more)