Ms. Trixy La Boom

Happy Birthday Yankee!!!

Scoring at coffee time

Coffee!!! I have had a full morning of …Chatting…getting mad…talking….yelling…laughing…what the FUCK!!!...oh my god I can’t believe it…and there is no coffee to be found.

Where is the nearest Starbucks?

You know I could have had coffee this morning with a very HOT, HOT guy but seeing that work gets in the way of scoring. I just might have to quit my job.

Thing that make me go mmm…

1. Forehead kisses
2. LL Cool J
3. mmm…ahhh…oooo my pink rabbit
4. blue eyes
5. The smell of any white flower
6. To touch my pussy, pussycat that is
7. Vanilla Latté’s

So I met this guy at the bar.

5 reasons why he is hot

1. He plays soccer

2. He looks hot in soccer gear

3. He drinks beer

4. He has beautiful blue eyes

5. GOD DAMN HE’S HOT!!!

One Beer, Two Beer, Three Beer, Floor

5 Reasons Not to Drink on Taco Tuesday

1. Everything is $2
2. Everything is $2
3. Everything is $2
4. Everything is $2
5. Everything is $2

So, Ms. Trix had a little too much to drink last night and now she paying.

I have found that if I sit and drink I don’t realize how much I am really drinking. But if I stand then I can fill it and then I know when to stop.

Yankee: I do remember talking to you

J-Flash (Game pro): I am still drunk. Let’s do it again!

Oh where has Ms. Trixy gone???

Hey Y'all! Sorry for not posting anything I have been too drunk to write. Check back on Wed. I will post then. Love Ms. Trix

I had a hole in my cowboy boot and my daisy Dukes went missing!!!

You have Olive, Trix and

Boston

Trix is in the city with a fucked up attitude

Olive and

Boston

in the Fucked up

East

Bay

(East Bay SUCKS ASS!!!)

Olive and

Boston

call and have Ms. Bitchy McBitch (Trix) come out to the

East

Bay

for Pizza and Beer

Olive a.k.a I think it’s over here

Boston

a.k.a it’s cool

Trix a.k.a Ms. Bitchy McBitch

Some random Pizza place

So, we cool cats order a Pitcher of beer and a large pizza

The pizza came out and it was the size of the whole East Bay

We have another pitcher of beer and then we are on our way to a bar

And we have another pitcher of beer.

By this time Olive and

Boston

are convinced that I am drunk. Just so we all know I was not drunk but a little tipsy.

Besides you should be drunk if you have to hang out in the

East

Bay

.

Olive and I make are way home to BMW and guess what is waiting for us in the Freezer? It is our Quart of Mint Cookie from our last drunken outing. AHHHHH but this time Olive and I eat the hole god damn thing (Olive had a lot more)

Mint Cookie

Two girls…chips and salsa…and… a pitcher of Margaritas…equal… two drunk girls.

One bar later… one very, very bad beer … equal…two drunk girls

Two drunk girls…ice cream shop…two drunk girls…ice cream shop…equal…drunk

girls ordering…a quart of Mint cookie ice cream… two drunk girls... and… one quart of mint cookie… equal… two spoons full... and…two past out drunk girls… with a quart of mint cookie ice cream.

Just so you know Olive said that a pitcher of Margaritas would be about 2 glasses each. Well, the pitcher of Margaritas was about 5 glasses each because this was an oversized pitcher.

Request

Good morning

San Francisco

!!! Fuck it!!! I am not in a chirpy mood. I f anything you do today you must run not walk RUN to the bookstore and get yourself a copy of the following.

Choke by Chuck Palahniuk or anything by him

Syrup by Max Barry

Read people we need to feed our brains