I had a hole in my cowboy boot and my daisy Dukes went missing!!!

You have Olive, Trix and

Boston

Trix is in the city with a fucked up attitude

Olive and

Boston

in the Fucked up

East

Bay

(East Bay SUCKS ASS!!!)

Olive and

Boston

call and have Ms. Bitchy McBitch (Trix) come out to the

East

Bay

for Pizza and Beer

Olive a.k.a I think it’s over here

Boston

a.k.a it’s cool

Trix a.k.a Ms. Bitchy McBitch

Some random Pizza place

So, we cool cats order a Pitcher of beer and a large pizza

The pizza came out and it was the size of the whole East Bay

We have another pitcher of beer and then we are on our way to a bar

And we have another pitcher of beer.

By this time Olive and

Boston

are convinced that I am drunk. Just so we all know I was not drunk but a little tipsy.

Besides you should be drunk if you have to hang out in the

East

Bay

.

Olive and I make are way home to BMW and guess what is waiting for us in the Freezer? It is our Quart of Mint Cookie from our last drunken outing. AHHHHH but this time Olive and I eat the hole god damn thing (Olive had a lot more)