Ms. Trixy La Boom

Oh where has Ms. Trixy gone???

Hey Y'all! Sorry for not posting anything I have been too drunk to write. Check back on Wed. I will post then. Love Ms. Trix

I had a hole in my cowboy boot and my daisy Dukes went missing!!!

You have Olive, Trix and

Boston

Trix is in the city with a fucked up attitude

Olive and

Boston

in the Fucked up

East

Bay

(East Bay SUCKS ASS!!!)

Olive and

Boston

call and have Ms. Bitchy McBitch (Trix) come out to the

East

Bay

for Pizza and Beer

Olive a.k.a I think it’s over here

Boston

a.k.a it’s cool

Trix a.k.a Ms. Bitchy McBitch

Some random Pizza place

So, we cool cats order a Pitcher of beer and a large pizza

The pizza came out and it was the size of the whole East Bay

We have another pitcher of beer and then we are on our way to a bar

And we have another pitcher of beer.

By this time Olive and

Boston

are convinced that I am drunk. Just so we all know I was not drunk but a little tipsy.

Besides you should be drunk if you have to hang out in the

East

Bay

.

Olive and I make are way home to BMW and guess what is waiting for us in the Freezer? It is our Quart of Mint Cookie from our last drunken outing. AHHHHH but this time Olive and I eat the hole god damn thing (Olive had a lot more)

Mint Cookie

Two girls…chips and salsa…and… a pitcher of Margaritas…equal… two drunk girls.

One bar later… one very, very bad beer … equal…two drunk girls

Two drunk girls…ice cream shop…two drunk girls…ice cream shop…equal…drunk

girls ordering…a quart of Mint cookie ice cream… two drunk girls... and… one quart of mint cookie… equal… two spoons full... and…two past out drunk girls… with a quart of mint cookie ice cream.

Just so you know Olive said that a pitcher of Margaritas would be about 2 glasses each. Well, the pitcher of Margaritas was about 5 glasses each because this was an oversized pitcher.

Request

Good morning

San Francisco

!!! Fuck it!!! I am not in a chirpy mood. I f anything you do today you must run not walk RUN to the bookstore and get yourself a copy of the following.

Choke by Chuck Palahniuk or anything by him

Syrup by Max Barry

Read people we need to feed our brains

Oh, What the Holidays are over???

Come on people the Holidays are OVER!!! Take down your light, your trees (poor trees), and decoration and put them away. No worries they will still be there next year. Guess what? Even if some how your shit grew legs, packed their bags got up and moved to Hawaii, you can still buy new stuff because we have this place, a big place, they are everywhere, they are called… are you ready?... a… STORE people!!! So, please do us all a favor take your holiday shit down pack it up and don’t think about it. Your shit will be okay, it really will.

Bunny Nasty~ Its all about Irish boys! Ireland here we come!

Wankmaster

I was going to write about Myspace this morning but I am not 5 reasons

1. Myspace sucks
2. I don’t have the strength
3. It is only 8:30am and Myspace is too much for me to handle
4. I don’t even have a Myspace account (anymore)
5. Fuck! I am going to write about Myspace

5A. Just writing 5 reasons why I do not want to write about Myspace pissed me off so much that I have to write about it.

P.S If you have to check the 25-and up box you should not have a Myspace account. You are too old!!!

Bunny Nasty

I found my book!!! Bunny-Nasty had it in her desk.

These Trixy boots are made for walking and thats just what they’ll do

One on these days Bunny-Nasty these boots will walk all over you

Your sister was fine, now she shit, she got beat by the ugly stick

Just so everyone knows Bubba Beans and Trixy were little kids when those stories took place. People we are talking about 4 years old and 2 years old. 

Trixy has lost it!!!

Ok, I have lost my wallet 4 times in the last 24 hours

I have found my wallet 4 times in the last 24 hours

I have lost my phone in the last hour

I have found my phone in the last 5 min.

I have lost my book

Still can’t find my book

Missing: Book with a black cover and yellow writing