Two girls…chips and salsa…and… a pitcher of Margaritas…equal… two drunk girls.
One bar later… one very, very bad beer … equal…two drunk girls
Two drunk girls…ice cream shop…two drunk girls…ice cream shop…equal…drunk
girls ordering…a quart of Mint cookie ice cream… two drunk girls... and… one quart of mint cookie… equal… two spoons full... and…two past out drunk girls… with a quart of mint cookie ice cream.
Just so you know Olive said that a pitcher of Margaritas would be about 2 glasses each. Well, the pitcher of Margaritas was about 5 glasses each because this was an oversized pitcher.
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