Bubba Beans do you remember when we were little and we were hanging out with
Aunt B and you told me to say “Pleasant valley pluckers” 5 times really fast and it came out as Fuckers and Aunt B got mad at ME for saying fuckers?
Or there was the time you told me to hold my tongue and say “my mom has a black purse” and it came out as “my mom has a black puss”
The best story ever is when we were told to go take a bath and you kept hitting me with your towel.
Bubba Beans and Trixy were told to go take a bath, take one:
Bubba Beans: is dipping his towel in the toilet and hitting little Trixy with it across her face
Trixy: is standing there laughing and crying
Bubba Beans: “This is funny Trixy right?”
Trixy: yep
(Trixy is now trying to dip her underwear in the toilet)
Bubba Beans: “this is fun!!!”
Trixy: Still laughing and crying and still trying to dip the underwear in the toilet
Bubba Beans and Trixy were told to go take a bath, take two:
Family down stairs: What is going on up there?
Uncle: “What The Fuck are you doing Bubba Beans?” (I don’t think he really said Fuck)
Bubba Beans: “Trixy did it!!”
Uncle: “little boy you better get into that bath!!”
Trixy: poor Trixy had a red mark across her face and she never got the underwear in the toilet to hit Big Bubba Beans.
The story is a lot funnier if you hear if from the Uncle. Olive you know what I am talking about.
Or there was the time…
Bubba Beans and Trixy play beat up victim, take one:
Bubba Beans: Hey, Trixy! You want to play a game?
Trixy: Yes!!
Bubba Beans: it is called Beat up Victim
Trixy: Ok
Bubba Beans: Beats up Trixy
Bubba Beans: You are the Victim Trix and I am the cop
Trixy: Laughing and crying (once again) “Ok, Bubba”
Bubba Beans and Trixy play beat up victim, take Two:
The Nana: “ What the hell is going on?!?!?!”
Bubba Beans: “Trixy did!!!”
So, now I am a little older and a little wiser… “Hey! Bubba Beans You want to play Beat up victim?” This time I am the COP!!!
Grandma Funk: I still have the rubber band on
